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Hey guys, Siri here, bringing you someone who doesn't glow at all.

No, really. I swear.

This is Stephen Hart, from a TV show called Primeval. More details are in his app, but the tl;dr version of the show is pretty much "A Ragtag Bunch of Misfits Hunt Dinosaurs". Stephen's theoretically the lab technician for the main character, but he's really more like the guy on the team who does All The Things, All Of Them. He's a bitchface virtuoso, his fashion sense is basically nonexistent, and he's pretty good with an assault rifle--which is really quite a feat when you're English (what with those pesky firearms restrictions and all).

Oh, and he happens to look a lot like one of those glowy computer people… but minor detail, right?

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Precisely. It's my job to make sure everyone plays nice, including you.

YOU ARE SO LUCKY I LISTEN TO YOU MORE THAN CLU
SO. LUCKY

at least I could see his face--and he didn't have a poncho-thing on.

YES YOU DO.

DO I GET TO ASK WHY YOU'RE DRESSED LIKE A REFUGEE FROM AN UNEXPECTEDLY CLASSY RAVE?

you don't want to see this face man
and shut up or i will put you in this poncho-thing and make you model it in public

A "RAVE"?

I'M DRESSED LIKE THIS BECAUSE IT'S THE STYLE OF MY PEOPLE. ARJIANS. LIKE I MENTIONED.

()

no, really, he's curious now. what with the whole darth-vader helmet and all.

and you could try. :3

OH GOSH IT'S LIKE HAVING A CONSCIENCE THAT NEVER GOES AWAY
DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK

no. go talk to jalen about it

fighting dinosaurs does not prepare you for fighting viruses. you will wear it and you will like it

he would really rather not talk to jalen. about anything. ever. (WHY DOES HE HAVE STEPHEN'S FACE IT'S SO BIZARRE)

no, he won't. neither of those things are going to happen. besides, it won't glow if stephen's wearing it.

Is he the one that got blown up behind the door?

*kinda stopped watching before that happened, then read about it somewhere...*

He actually got nommed by creatures, which seems like it would be a much more painful way to go. It did happen behind a door, though!

... and this Stephen is taken from season one, which seriously minimizes the Helen-related stupidity.

TWINS SEPARATED AT BIRTH

why must you crush my dreams so

Helen related stupidness...Oh, hey, that's why I stopped watching the show. so yay!

What look? :3

Yeah, it's amazing how fast Stephen's common sense goes out the window when Helen shows up. ... he's actually pre-Helen-telling-everyone-about-their-affair, too. If you want to get technical.

BASICALLY HE'S PRE-STUPID.

/throws hands up in the air
/screams
/gives up

HUNTING DINOSAURS?!

WHAT?!

EXCUSE YOU DID YOU SAY HUNTING DINOSAURS?!

My body is prepared. BD

--IS THAT A TALKING RAPTOR.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE.

oh man, Red Snout and Red were part of the reason I even apped Stephen, negl. I AM SO EXCITE.

... YOUR PEOPLE PUT LIGHT TAPE ON PONCHOS AND CALL IT A STYLE?

AND WHERE THE HELL IS ARJIA.

BULLSHIT.

because your voice is funny and you keep creeping on me.

TRIPLETS

that's not a good reason at all

--WAIT WHO'S THE THIRD ONE.

no it's an amazing reason. especially the creeping part.

WHAT ARE "LIGHT TAPE" AND "PONCHOS"

ON THE CODESTREAM NEXUS OF THE GRID.

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