Housewarming?

[theuserabides]

So Flynn's been saving his money--by which I of course mean "hacking the work credits system"--and is about to open Kevin Flynn's Home for Wayward Programs (and Sam), aka Tronhaus.

Naturally, this calls for a party. It'll be open-invite, more or less, fight-starting psychos politely asked to find somewhere else to be, on pain of getting thrown out bodily by the other guests.

Would I be stepping on any toes if I threw up a log Friday-ish?

Comments

[onceaniso]

CLU THEY WON'T LET ME IN THE COOL CLUBHOUSE
DO SOMETHING

[a_perfect_end]

If I can just get to the AUTHAS, we will be in business.

(Shhh just slip in the patio entrance with me, they won't notice until it's too late.)

[onceaniso]

you always have the best ideas clu
we'll make them pay

[a_perfect_end]

S-sob, it's so nice to be appreciated.
We'll just have to do something really horrible. Like. Chuck the buffet table into the pool.

[recompiling]

You two understand that I don't approve of any of this at all, right?

[a_perfect_end]

Bro! Fancy seeing you here.

So. You're. Not gonna help us push, huh?

[recompiling]

Likewise.

Security, remember? I'm going to have to stop you.

[a_perfect_end]

So. Life treating you good? [Pause, smooth all the tone out of his voice.] Did you know about all this?

Oh, come on. It's not a party until somebody crashes. You know that.

[recompiling]

Well as can be expected. And yes. [Why, u jealous, bro?]

Last time you destroyed the club. Do not think you can top that.

[onceaniso]

oh come on anon
be a pal for once in your life

[recompiling]

we're not pals
i was just your lackey for a while

[onceaniso]

but clu and i could really use your help

[recompiling]

the last time you both needed my help my disc got badtouched
a lot

[onceaniso]

you loved it

[recompiling]

only when you did it that's not the point

[onceaniso]

you miss it don't you how is it not

[recompiling]

i'm not answering that because the point is that i don't trust either of you at all

[onceaniso]

that means yes you trust me... somewhat

[onceaniso]

the tables won't know what's coming
and never again will they not invite us

[theuserabides]

I leave the room for two minutes and the buffet table's in the pool?

...Now we're talkin'.

[onceaniso]

that's right
a corrupted buffet table

[theuserabides]

I have thrown a flaming couch off the roof of a 10-story building while drunk. You are going to have to try harder.

[onceaniso]

how about throwing flaming anons off the roof?

[theuserabides]

/reaches for the "Bad Program" spray bottle

[onceaniso]

/whimpers and curls up in the corner