Housewarming?

[theuserabides]

So Flynn's been saving his money--by which I of course mean "hacking the work credits system"--and is about to open Kevin Flynn's Home for Wayward Programs (and Sam), aka Tronhaus.

Naturally, this calls for a party. It'll be open-invite, more or less, fight-starting psychos politely asked to find somewhere else to be, on pain of getting thrown out bodily by the other guests.

Would I be stepping on any toes if I threw up a log Friday-ish?

Comments

[shipper]

I'LL BRING THE DEAD CARCASS :DD

[theuserabides]

Oh, Nepeta, how thoughtful!

Tron, find someplace to get rid of this thing.

[shipper]

Look it's a big hoofbeast so everyone can have some. It's not a party if there isn't something tasty to eat, and I brought it down all by myself even though the herd started stampeding halfway through.

I'm being helpful right?

[theuserabides]

Uh.

Yes.

Very helpful.

jesus christ what do i do with an entire cow

[shipper]

Yesss see I knew someone would appreciate a good meal. You eat it. Preferably quickly, before the insides congeal.

[theuserabides]

I decided Flynn's a vegetarian unless it's computer code/grown in a vat, too.

Urk.

[shipper]

Absolute best. I don't think Nepeta's ever met a vegetarian, and I'm positive she won't understand. WHAT YOU MEAN YOU NO EAT MEAT? IT'S THE BEST.

[theuserabides]

IT'S A BUDDHISM THING

Not that he had to deal with it when he was in the computer, anyway.

[shipper]

WHAT IS BUDDHISM I AM SIX AND CAN'T RELIGION

Suddenly imagining digital cows on the Grid. Thank you for that.

[theuserabides]

IT'S REALLY MORE OF A PHILOSOPHY

...In my head they all have identity discs.

[shipper]

IS THIS LIKE THE HEMOSPECTRUM STUFF BECAUSE IF IT IS I AM PITCHING A FIT

Pffft this shouldn't be as cute as it is.

[theuserabides]

NO IT'S MOSTLY ABOUT ME NOT GOING CRAZY WHEN I WAS IN EXILE FOR 500 SWEEPS

Troncows. They're black with glowing spots.

[isonny.livejournal.com]

Just. Give me a minute to draw that for you. Those Grid cows.

[shipper]

OH WELL THAT'S COOL THEN CARRY ON

I love this. I love this a lot.

[recompiling]

That's so sweet of you, Teacher! ^_^
... explain it to me?

[shipper]

This is a hoofbeast, young padawan. It's for eating, and I brought it because I love you all and want to show this with useful gifts.

[recompiling]

Hoofbeast.

We love you too. It's a nice gift ^_^ even if I don't eat

[shipper]

I'm glad you like it! It was this or some shiny rocks, but I thought this would be better for parties. sob why do so many of her friends not need to eat

[recompiling]

Oh, very! Though Flynn may have appreciated the rocks more, I am uncertain. Because they aren't normal? Sorry, brosis.

[shipper]

No, no, he definitely liked the hoofbeast. He said thank you and everything. :DD sob sob someday she'll make a normal friend. not today.

[recompiling]

Well good! I am glad he did! Psh, normal friends are boring. This way we all have something interesting to learn about each other.

[shipper]

Me too! Hoofbeasts are delicious. It seems Nepeta's interesting thing is explain the wonders of eating and be troll ambassador? WONDERS NEVER CEASE

[recompiling]

Even better, then. SHE HAS THE BEST INTERESTING THING, CLEARLY.