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[allianceman.livejournal.com]

Hello, Singularity! My name is Varis (the artist also known as offensive) and I am... new. Obviously. though I think I actually know a lot of you from various other corners of the internet. 8Da

SO, I'm going to be playing Kaidan Alenko from that one game series Mass Effect, I'm guessing ya'll have heard of it?

Uhh he's your average nice guy who also happens to be able to kill you with his brain. He's post-ish ME2, not that it really matters since he peaces out early on in the game because he's a drama queen vehemently against everything Cerberus-related. He's just had some time to get his butthurt in order, basically. (I am confused a bit about the whole 'verses thing, but i figured that could get sorted once i got here since his personality isn't overall impacted depending on who/what shep is unless you convince him to be a xenophobe which please don't)

Right so, I have two essays to read and a speech to write, but once I'm done with that I will probably intro him? Until then, and at all times afterwards, if you want to hit me up I'm usually around on AIM as harder to kill and I guess you whipper-snappers are all up to your hijinks these days on that plurk thing, I'm humanspectre there (which is not-so-coincidentally also my twitter name.) feel free to hit me up...anywhere. I'm going to stop rambling now.

Comments

[gawdamn.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't you be busy back on Virmire?

AW YEAAAAH.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

Welcome Varis!

I'm Hiku, the one who's been harassing you endlessly. I play Shepard (Renegade, ME2 edition), Kaylee (Firefly), Dug (UP), GLaDOS (Portal), Cindy Meltzer (Bioshock 2...ish), and Alec Hardison (Leverage). :D

When you get done with that work, I massively look forward to throwing them all at you.

[circuitry]

HI VARIS :D ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

[circuitry]

THIS IS TOTALLY LIANA BY THE WAY

[allianceman.livejournal.com]

No :(

[circuitry]

I PLAY THIS WEIRD TROLL WHO TYP3S L1K3 4N UTT3R TOOL SO TELL ME IF I NEED TO TONE THAT SHIT DOWN

[circuitry]

^^^ THIS IS BASICALLY ME RIGHT NOW BTW





okay I'm done spamming your intro post

Re: AW YEAAAAH.

[allianceman.livejournal.com]

hey if i didn't want to get harassed I wouldn't let this goof post on d_m. Also that is quite the lineup. XD

...yeah that's if my cat will move. she just flopped down in the middle of my folders while i stopped to type this :/

[allianceman.livejournal.com]

ilu liana.

[circuitry]

ilu bb :3

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I hear that. My cat just decided to sit in my lap and judge me for not loving her more effectively.

Clearly we are terrible people.

[heygotaminute]

Mass e-what? I've never heard of such a thing.

But hi! Welcome! I am hours older than you here which makes me completely qualified to be part of the welcoming squad. Somehow.

[featheryasshole]

HI VARIS!

I'm Aave and I don't play a Mass Effect character but I'm starting to wish I did because nnnngh so much awesome and our cast here is awesome and I don't know you but I'm sure you're awesome!

[eighttotwelve.livejournal.com]

Kaidaaaannn. ♥

Welcome to the game! I'm Alba, and I play Soundwave and Thane.

[allianceman.livejournal.com]

Our cats are absolute saints for putting up with this abuse.

[allianceman.livejournal.com]

Yeah it's pretty obscure. You've got to be like, super classy to even understand the nuances of the universe.

well it's fine since it'd just be tacky for me to comment on your post, being as it's all before I existed. And I am large amounts of excited to see a Kasumi.

[allianceman.livejournal.com]

I am, actually. I have certification and everything. I'm also incredibly modest. 8D

[allianceman.livejournal.com]

...o hey i know you.

[featheryasshole]

8D Sooooo cooool!

[eighttotwelve.livejournal.com]

...crap i have a crappy memory

please help me here

[allianceman.livejournal.com]

I was godless forever and a day ago at Daisychain!

[eighttotwelve.livejournal.com]

!!!

HOLY CRAP. HI. FANCY SEEING YOU HERE sdlhkflh my goodness.

[allianceman.livejournal.com]

IT'S A VERY SMALL INTERNET I literally had no idea you played here. Hell I had no idea Liana played here until she IMed me last night, and she's on my flist. XD

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Mass Effect? No idea what you're talking about, man. /kanyeshrug

No but seriously. Hey, Varis! I'm Siri, and I play all of the Tron characters Sam Flynn from Tron: Legacy and Gibson from Tron: Evolution. They both glow, and one of them is pretty much perma-shirtless. It's pretty awesome.

Anyway, welcome to Sing! 8D