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[i_like_your]

Hey. Hey. HEY.

You've got another Terminator. Namely, this one.

Except this is one who wants to kill/impersonate/conduct brain surgery upon you (she's got a really cute internal circular saw and everything). Please allow a moment for her to enlarge the size of her cleavage in a shallow attempt at distraction if you're male because it's totally canon and everything.

Oh and if you're a T-800, she has a whimsical need to BITCH-IT-IS-ON at you. Right before attempting to infect/control you, if you're a fellow machine of any description, whatsoever.

Also, has a habit of saying she 'likes' something, when she really, really, really wants it. Like... Underwear, death and nuclear missiles.

Comments

[terminatenomore.livejournal.com]

GET OUT

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

oh

lets be friends

[i_like_your]

NO

COME HERE

YOUR CPU IS SEXY

[i_like_your]

Yes. Corrupting your systems interfacing would be a very good idea.

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

Darling, my systems are about as corrupt as they can be already. Do you see these sound card errors? I mean come on.

[i_like_your]

As filthy as your IRQ ports are, they've never seen PASCAL line errors like these...

OH LOOK AN INTRO POST

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

I am so excited for shapeshifting/impersonating shenanigans, I can't even.

Re: OH LOOK AN INTRO POST

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

...also this is Sarah-mun, under the wrong account.

IT IS!

[i_like_your]

Much like being impersonated LOLOL

You are so responsible for this...

Re: IT IS!

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

:D :D :D

[i_like_your]

Sarah is going to rant at you on dear_mun for this, I can tell. :D

[notsoloyal]

what a sexy machine

[feelslikereal.livejournal.com]

gross

[i_like_your]

Oh, Call... Let me count the ways to access your sub-dermal network port...

No. Seriously. Let me count them.

[i_like_your]

OH LOOK WE BOTH HAVE UNNECESSARILY DESTRUCTIVE ARM CANNONS.

[notsoloyal]

WE'RE PRACTICALLY TWINS!

[i_like_your]

[feelslikereal.livejournal.com]

)8 I need an adult

[i_like_your]

I'll impersonate Ripley 8 if you give me a picture of Sigourney Weaver.

DEAL? Y/N

[howkickassiam.livejournal.com]

There are no adults here what are you talking about

[howkickassiam.livejournal.com]

/SO EXCITE C:

Hiii, I'm Chii & I play this dude here, along with Carter from Halo, and Euphie from Code Geass!

[i_like_your]

I have only one thing to say in reply to that...

Mittens!

:D

[howkickassiam.livejournal.com]

SCREAM