I hereby volunteer Marco for a good mauling (and I'm not opposed to him dying and respawning, though maybe it would be better if he remembered being mauled) if anyone wants to come along for the ride.

If anyone wants to be rescued mid-maul, Zelgadis will probably be pretty decent at reaver-slaying. Scream loudly.

I do still have my Donut around for the fourth wall event if anyone wants to have to plug their ears while he runs around screaming and panicking go reaver-killing with him. Actually, I think it would be funny if he stood guard at the medical station, so maybe that'll happen.