I AM THE BRAINWASHER - brainwashing event

[allshock_notalk]

Despite my hiatus, I do still have a plot to do, and I shall do it!

Starting on June 11th, Soundwave will begin broadcasting a series of 80s songs over both the network and his own broadcasting towers throughout the station. There is an underlying frequency in his chosen songs -- it brainwashes individuals.

So what will it do, precisely? The intention is that Soundwave wants to brainwash everyone to be friendly and kind and sweet to each other. He is going to bring peace to this station whether you like it or not.

This also means that he intends to brainwash people to bring him their weapons, if they have any.

So this means a few things:

- Soundwave will be filtering the signal so that it will not affect just a handful of people. This includes Skyfire, Clu, Shockwave, Altman, Delta, and Gem.
- This signal will probably not affect psychics, but I do leave that at your own discretion.
- If you don't want to be affected, that's fine; either the signal failed, you hate 80s music, etc.; no big deal!
- If you do participate, the idea is that you are eerily complacent and will avoid confrontations best you can, including verbal and physical. Additionally, you will surrender your weapons to Soundwave, where he will store them in a unit.
- At the end of the event, Soundwave will return the weapons back to their owners.
- The event ends on June 14th at 11:59 PM PST when Soundwave returns everyone to normal.

If you guys have any questions, please ask.

Comments

[notyourchauffeur]

Y U DO BBY Y

[allshock_notalk]

HEY SKYFIRE

DON'T YOU LIKE YOUR PRESENT

I HOPE YOU DO

[reunified]

this is about a half step up from ROMANCE IS MANDATORY

[allshock_notalk]

LOOK SEE I DIDN'T BRAINWASH YOU THIS MEANS WE'RE OKAY RIGHT

[reunified]

SOUNDWAVE WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK ABOUT HOW THIS ISN'T OKAY

but thanks for not brainwashing me i guess??

[notyourchauffeur]

OHMYGODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[allshock_notalk]

BUT I THOUGHT EVERYONE WANTED PEACE...

[allshock_notalk]

I LOVE YOU

SO

MUCH

[theuserabides]

Awesome music selection, man.

[allshock_notalk]

Thought you might appreciate it.

[reunified]

it

no

honey no

it doesn't work that way

A+ for effort tho

[onceaniso]

OH BABY WE COULD USE THIS TO OUR ADVANTAGE





I DON'T CARE THAT THIS IS THE WRONG ACCOUNT

[allshock_notalk]

SOB

/bawls into

[notyourchauffeur]

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[allshock_notalk]

IT'S A PRESENT FOR SKYFIRE DO YOU THINK HE'LL LIKE IT

[theuserabides]

Is it supposed to be doing something, though?

[allshock_notalk]

...No, it can just sound nice.

[theuserabides]

'Kay.

/rocks out to the 80s

[notsoloyal]

OH ABSOLUTELY. I BET HE'LL LOVE IT AND WE'LL ALL MAKE OUT

[punliners]

oh thank god

a couple days of peace and quiet

time to sleep.

[alaspooryork]

yes there's absolutely no way that having all the station's most dangerous weapons in one area could go wrong

no way at all

[allshock_notalk]

NO ONE SAID IT WAS A PERFECT PLAN, DELTA.

Which reminds me, I need to put Delta on the "not brainwashed" list.

[allshock_notalk]

you're welcome, batman

[defiances]

this.

this is beautiful.

that's all.

[thearchangel]

And then for a while Garrus was no longer the most awkward thing in all existence.

[alaspooryork]

You're too kind <3

He's going to have actual conversations with Wash about his feelings Delta will be so confused

[fight4theusers]

Oh dear, Program's discs count as weapons, don't they?

Soundwave you are having them bring you their brain backups okay.

[allshock_notalk]

Since I think Soundwave has an understanding somewhat of the discs, he'd probably put them in a very, very secure place in that case. :|a

[patternprophet]

Roxas may just be acting more like Sora for that time. Expect cheeriness and friendship.

However, good luck getting that keyblade from him.

[enslavedslayer]

Wash and Epsilon are out. I'm not comfortable enough with them right now to play with a major temporary personality altering event.

I'd kind of like to try Rinzler under the effect.

[dusk_and_dawn]

...but there won't be any difference. =(

[selfkismesis]

oh my god

[mcfussyfangs]

oh my god

Karkat is going to be SO PISSED after this...

Everyone is going to be so pissed after this

can we have a massive joint This Is Greatly Upsetting FUCKASS post when this is over

[hammerhanded]

How would that even work for any transformer

THEIR WEAPONS ARE IN THEM

does it block the code that allows them to shift their hands into weird shit or something?????

I am totally bullshitting here

[cryovengeance]

sure why not

[hammerhanded]

kay now that we worked that out

giant robot daisy chains are a go i guess

do robots have daisy chains

well they do now

[selfkismesis]

yes

yes we can

it will be a beautiful post of beautiful proportions

[itsokay]

YAY -

- wait this one won't be any different.

[puncturing]

.... oh my godslgajdlj.

[mcfussyfangs]

SHE JUST GOT THAT MAKE-UP KIT

HER MAKE-UP IS WEAPONS

SHE NEEDS IT

[cmdr_renegade]

Oh man. This sounds. Like so much fun.

[ba_dum_chhhh]

OH GOD I CAN DO IT WITH BOTH OF THEM.

[tordenen]

he'll be less.. mopey?

[dusk_and_dawn]

Not with another Loki around he won't. Mind control can only do so much!