FRESH MEAT

[just_desserts]

SO I HERD U GAIZ LIKE LOKIS and clearly the game needs more of them to confuse the MCU cast

Brig here bringing in Gabriel from Supernatural, he's an archangel that ran away from Heaven to join the pagans because his older brothers are all giant doucherockets. He's been masquerading as Loki the trickster god as his own personal witness program for several thousand years, and he'll continue to do so here unless someone forces him to fess up. :3

He's from an AU where he barely survived his fight with Lucifer and has been hanging out inside the Casa Erotica DVD in the bottom of someone's duffel ever since and then hanging out in TVland doing Pepsi Max commercials, so he's up to date on major events in the SPN universe even if he's been too weak to participate. Any questions, feel free to drop me a line here or on aim at brigantinefranke or on plurk at haneshinohara!

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[doesthemath]

/chinhands

ohai

[myownbestfriend]

Entire Marvel cast: YOU'RE NOT LOKI.

[just_desserts]

how you doin'

[just_desserts]

How do you know those other guys aren't the imposters

[doesthemath]

...feeling odd replying to your Gabriel account with Wanda instead of Kali, that's how :C

[myownbestfriend]

[just_desserts]

I think we need to be more concerned about the fact that Marvel exists inside SPN, and Gabriel has totally read X-Men.

"HEY SO DIDN'T YOU MARRY THE MAN IN THE IRON MASK LAST ISSUE"

[doesthemath]

jfdksa well Wanda has already sort of had a conversation sort of on the subject of being a fictional character in some worlds when talking to Raimi :|a

[just_desserts]

GABE COULD TOTALLY SIMULATE ALL THAT except he won't, so yeah, the smell thing's gonna get him.

Emma might want to stay out of his brain, though, there's a high possibility that it'll be painful for a telepath to touch his mind.

[just_desserts]

"It's okay sweetheart, you're my favorite fictional character, as of just now."

:3

[myownbestfriend]

So on a scale of 1 to "hosting the Phoenix while not being powerful or self-actualized enough," where would you place that for hurtin'?

[doesthemath]

...and he's still a Loki 8|

[doesthemath]

It's okay though. Cathy will be his friend. Or something.

[just_desserts]

lmfao don't make me do power comparisons dammit

[myownbestfriend]

I am just remarking on how much Emma's life sucks.

"Archangel? Might burn my mind out?

...Eh, can't be worse than the Phoenix."

[just_desserts]

He'll be a total gentleman and keep shields up at all times. Accidentally or deliberately burning out humans is something only the doucherocket variety of angel does.

[just_desserts]

sob or something

[doesthemath]

She'll prefer him to the angels of her world, what with the lack of indiscriminate killing and all? :D?

[just_desserts]

What about the discriminate killing

[doesthemath]

...that depends on what they did to deserve it and the method used.

[dusk_and_dawn]

...does this mean I should get around to watching that SPN ep where they supposedly mentioned Balder and Odin or whatever?

Anyway, welcome! I really liked Gabriel (I just never bothered watching this season of SPN)

[just_desserts]

IT'S ACTUALLY NOT A VERY GOOD EPISODE IN ITS TREATMENT OF THE OTHER RELIGIONS... just read American Gods and pretend that happened instead.

[dusk_and_dawn]

I lot of people have said the same thing about Marvel's treatment of them, tbh.

[just_desserts]

WELL at least Marvel created some sort of narrative for them. SPN's writers just did that one episode and decided the involvement of other religions was too much extra effort or something, so nobody knows how the other gods actually relate to each other and interact.

Anyway Gabriel will be happy to give Balder crap forever, even if he's a different Balder.

[dusk_and_dawn]

Giving people crap is what Gabe does to everyone, isn't it? XD

Should be interesting

[just_desserts]

Y E P.

trickster4lyfe

[fuckinghubble]

aughshgds GABRIEL. 8D

[just_desserts]

SUP BRAH