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[gottakilldaves]

As much as I love you guys, I've been barely active at all for the past two months. I've tried to get back into the swing of things but it's just not happening, SO it's time for Jack to go home. Since he's my only character this means I'm dropping the game completely.

The belongings in his tent (which are basically just piles and piles of guns, knives, ammo, beartraps, and licorice, not necessarily separated) can go to OU!Karkat and Jade, split it however you guys want. His spare hat (including hidden Scottie stash and a tiny knife) goes to Karkat, and his three-legged cat that he totally never had in the first place goes to Jade.

There will also be a brown parcel buried under an ammo pile that says "to Vriska" (spoilers: it's another bomb).

It's been great, guys! Hope to play with all you fine people again someday o7

Comments

[astrometry]

:'(

[gottakilldaves]

/all the hugs

/all of them :'(

[pariahdom]

:C

[gottakilldaves]

also eridan can have his rocket launcher

(it's broken but it makes a good pillow)

[astrometry]

SHE WILL MISS HIM

[gottakilldaves]

enough to finally break up with daves???

[pariahdom]

yes

(eridan will sleep with it every night and lament the loss of the humanjack)

[gottakilldaves]

eridan that is kind of creepy

but touching

[pariahdom]

cmon dude it's a free pillow.

plus i mean you're going to always be known as "the possible grubfucker/ total botboinker jack" to eridan, so... at least he's thinking of good things when he falls asleep. u_u

[gottakilldaves]

> jack and SHODAN having robosex
> filling pails with a smelly, angry beach hobo who is twice your age
> good thoughts to sleep to

eridan why

[pariahdom]

HES NOT THINKING OF THAT YOU GROSSO.

RRGHFAIJSIJDASFd.

[gottakilldaves]

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU JUST SAID

[pariahdom]

I MEANT LIKE HE'S THINKING OF THE GOOD THINGS NOT THE GROSS THINGS

JEEZE.

[gottakilldaves]

WHAT GOOD THINGS???

[pariahdom]

I DONT KNOW IM TRYING TO BE POSITIVE HERE OK????????????????

[pantsless]

8,[ bye hoboroboman

dave will






...not miss you BUT I SURE WILL

[gottakilldaves]

dave can somehow acquire jack's book of hideous doodles of him








actually no he totally kept the horns from his christmascorpse, feel free to find those too

best parting gift

[pantsless]

dude

do not want

[gottakilldaves]

(he hollowed one out and stuck some scotties in there too)

[arisen]

ahhh noooo i loved your jack and this AU, it seems so interesting! i will miss him. good luck on your future RP journeys!!

[gottakilldaves]

And I'll miss playing off your Aradia, she is quite possibly one of the finest I've ever see ;o; I'll keep an eye out for you on memes and whatnot??

[astrometry]

maybe not that much

[gottakilldaves]

it was worth a try

[arisen]

a-aaaawwh, thank you ;u; and I would love that!! I will watch out for you too.

[selfkismesis]

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

karkat will keep the beach clean, jack. it will be so goddamn clean.

[gottakilldaves]

good, because he will never find all the bear traps. ever. there might also be a few deeply buried landmines in there.

good karkat best stabson he will miss you even if you were a hideous troll mutant

[gottakilldaves]

Then consider it done o7

[selfkismesis]

weeeep. weeeeeeping forever. you know karkat is going to develop robot conspiracy theories as to what happened to jack, right

[gottakilldaves]

what if some drones decide to try and clean his beach

they're erasing the evidence

[selfkismesis]

they are trying to cover their tracks and spread black rock plagues to kill any witnesses

[featheryasshole]

i am reaching

[featheryasshole]

but i fall

[featheryasshole]

and the stars are black and cold

[featheryasshole]

as i stare into the void

[featheryasshole]

of a world that cannot hold

[featheryasshole]

NOOOOOOOOOOO I WILL MISS YOU

[featheryasshole]

BUT THIS MEANS WE MUST PLAY TOGETHER EVEN MORE AT FAC!!!!!!!!!!

[gottakilldaves]

and ill escape now from this world
from the world of singularityrpg
there is nowhere i can turn

there is no way
to
go
oooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ssploooooshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh























(yes that is a thing we need to do more always)

[fairygodtroll]

Noooooo lavvyyyyyy

Pls think of any future vrisksplosions as little fireworks displays in honour of your magnificence

NEVAR FORGET

[gottakilldaves]

it's like the fourth of july but with more murder, also neither of us are americans 8'(

never forget

[fairygodtroll]

 

 

 

Like the 5th November, then

EXPLOSIONS AND FIRES AND NO AMERITYPES ALLOWED AND ALSO SOME DUDE WHO TRIED TO MURDER SOME OTHER DUDES BUT FAILED

SO APPROPRIATE 8'O

[gottakilldaves]

YES EXACTLY LIKE THAT ;o;

and we'll call it international botboinkers day

just because