Pyro gets up and brushes the dirt off of the lenses of his mask, blinking behind it and looking around, the little fan on his beanie spinning forlornly in the dusty air. What is this? What happened? Did he just teleport into a wall? Or maybe off a cliff? Or to the Moon? But he doesn't remember walking into a teleporter! The last thing he remembers is seeing the RED Spy and hitting him over the head with BLU Scout's leg, and he knows that has to be true because the leg is still right here in his left hand.
What? he asks of no one in particular, which comes out as something that sounds kind of like "Mhhrrrrr?" and he looks around some more, gripping the Scoutleg by the ankle and cocking his head. This place doesn't look like anywhere he's ever seen before. The things lying around this place doesn't look like any things he's ever seen before. Did he die and Respawn somewhere else or something? Maybe it glitched and--oooh, are those little animals over th --
OH MY GOD
He drops the leg in a panic and jumps away as one of the creepy little things (that he's sure now aren't any animals he's ever seen) watching him from the piles of junk leaps for his mask and clinks its teeth on the lenses, trying to gnaw through. He swipes it aside with one of his gloves and it lands beside about a dozen others, all of them crowding around the Scoutleg and -- oh, they seem to have decided he's not edible, that's good. But they are chewing on the leg he dropped -- d'aaaaaaaaw. D'aaaaw, little creepy chewy things.
He watches them for a while, checking behind him every few seconds for any REDs or something -- or maybe BLUs, maybe a few of them would Respawn here too! But no one comes, and Pyro decides no one is coming and he better figure out where the heck he is. Is there anywhere around here in this big building thing that looks like a door? Oooh, over there...
"Welcome to Sacrosanct. Please watch your step."
"Hrrrr?"
OH WELL, more language he can't understand, what's new. At least it sounds friendly! He'll Respawn if he dies anyway, maybe even back at home. Pyro walks in and looks around for any other signs of life, holding his hat to his head and bending to peer around corners, waving cheerfully at any sign of motion he sees.
"Mnoooooo?"
Network Sample:
[It turns on and there's a face -- or well sort of a face -- in sight, covered in a standard gas mask. It seems to be peering closely at the screen... and making noises. Noises that sound extremely excited.]
Mmmrrrnnn! Mgghhhmmnnrrrfff. Hroooo!
[The thing reaches with one glove -- that is covered in blood, it becomes clear soon enough -- to reach through the screen, swiping through it several times as if amazed by the little holographic projection. On its way through the keyboard, it smashes some keys -- ]
[Which makes the thing draw back in surprise and flail his arm with the bracelet on it, leading to a dizzying whirling around of the visible surroundings -- which stops, and then that gas masked face is peering at the screen again.]
Aaaaaad. Ooooooooood.
[The device shuts off.]
[Turns on again, and the thing's still staring into it.]
[Shuts off.]
[Turns on again, and the thing's still staring into it.]
Mmrrnnnoooo.
[And then the whole sequence above repeats itself.]
[Again.]
[And again.]
[And again.]
[And now the creepy thing is waving and giving the camera an O-K sign.]
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Log Sample:
Ow. Ow. Owowowowow.
Pyro gets up and brushes the dirt off of the lenses of his mask, blinking behind it and looking around, the little fan on his beanie spinning forlornly in the dusty air. What is this? What happened? Did he just teleport into a wall? Or maybe off a cliff? Or to the Moon? But he doesn't remember walking into a teleporter! The last thing he remembers is seeing the RED Spy and hitting him over the head with BLU Scout's leg, and he knows that has to be true because the leg is still right here in his left hand.
What? he asks of no one in particular, which comes out as something that sounds kind of like "Mhhrrrrr?" and he looks around some more, gripping the Scoutleg by the ankle and cocking his head. This place doesn't look like anywhere he's ever seen before. The things lying around this place doesn't look like any things he's ever seen before. Did he die and Respawn somewhere else or something? Maybe it glitched and--oooh, are those little animals over th --
OH MY GOD
He drops the leg in a panic and jumps away as one of the creepy little things (that he's sure now aren't any animals he's ever seen) watching him from the piles of junk leaps for his mask and clinks its teeth on the lenses, trying to gnaw through. He swipes it aside with one of his gloves and it lands beside about a dozen others, all of them crowding around the Scoutleg and -- oh, they seem to have decided he's not edible, that's good. But they are chewing on the leg he dropped -- d'aaaaaaaaw. D'aaaaw, little creepy chewy things.
He watches them for a while, checking behind him every few seconds for any REDs or something -- or maybe BLUs, maybe a few of them would Respawn here too! But no one comes, and Pyro decides no one is coming and he better figure out where the heck he is. Is there anywhere around here in this big building thing that looks like a door? Oooh, over there...
"Welcome to Sacrosanct. Please watch your step."
"Hrrrr?"
OH WELL, more language he can't understand, what's new. At least it sounds friendly! He'll Respawn if he dies anyway, maybe even back at home. Pyro walks in and looks around for any other signs of life, holding his hat to his head and bending to peer around corners, waving cheerfully at any sign of motion he sees.
"Mnoooooo?"
Network Sample:
[It turns on and there's a face -- or well sort of a face -- in sight, covered in a standard gas mask. It seems to be peering closely at the screen... and making noises. Noises that sound extremely excited.]
Mmmrrrnnn! Mgghhhmmnnrrrfff. Hroooo!
[The thing reaches with one glove -- that is covered in blood, it becomes clear soon enough -- to reach through the screen, swiping through it several times as if amazed by the little holographic projection. On its way through the keyboard, it smashes some keys -- ]
[Which makes the thing draw back in surprise and flail his arm with the bracelet on it, leading to a dizzying whirling around of the visible surroundings -- which stops, and then that gas masked face is peering at the screen again.]
Aaaaaad. Ooooooooood.
[The device shuts off.]
[Turns on again, and the thing's still staring into it.]
[Shuts off.]
[Turns on again, and the thing's still staring into it.]
Mmrrnnnoooo.
[And then the whole sequence above repeats itself.]
[Again.]
[And again.]
[And again.]
[And now the creepy thing is waving and giving the camera an O-K sign.]
Hdddoo! Hdoooooo!