Also yes, hello various people, I am the Sammo, I speak for the Jae - mostly because that squatter won't get the hell out of my brain. She ignores the eviction notices and instead burns them to toast her sugar-free s'mores. It's a problem.

Seconding the whole happy to be here thing what with the joy and the excitement and the... Yeah. Words no go shiny fast hurr durr. I'm totes open to any plotting and junk - it's just. I'm also terminally shy so. THIS IS WHY I'M ON THE INTERNET WHOOOOO. Said Sammos can be found on Said Internets at recumbence@aim and pistachioed@plurk. So. ...Yes. Again.