http://dismembers.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] dismembers.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] singularityooc2011-06-11 08:36 pm

in ur face droolin on ur dudes

So, who wants to get trolled by a bored, more-than-slightly-lonely xeno? Here's the deal;

For the next couple of weeks, Grid will be wandering the station looking for people to basically sit on. Why? She's tired, she's lonely, she's bored, she's cold, and all of her babies have been a bust so far. Her solution? Find a bunch of meat to go flop on and use as hot water bottles, whether they want her to or not.

She will not be harming anyone she ends up invading the personal space of, unless they attack her first. Grid's not out to pick a fight here, she's just looking for attention like a very big, very drooly kitty. She is a 14ft drooling hellbeast, though, so fair warning.

As for how this is taking place, just let me know if you want her to bug your character and give me an approximate date so I know where she is when! Logs, posts, or even just handwaving is all aight by me~

I've got a list of people who volunteered on plurk, but I'm still looking for more (and confirmation/dates from some people~) Asdgfjdfg holy overwhelming response, Batman! Due to the huge response this has gotten, I can only take more volunteers if they're for handwaved encounters. Thanks for your interest, errybody!

Alan Bradley (friday)
• Raimi (monday)
• Abby (tuesday)
• Alejandro (wednesday)
• Skyfire (thursday)
• Thane (??)
• Yuusei (saturday)
• Joe (??)
• Conrit (??)
• Tardis (??)
• Jack (??)
• Cindy (??)
• Gibson (??)
• Gardenia (??)
• Anon (??)
• Rookie (??)
• Jack (??)
• Nemesis (??)
• Camille (??)
• Gamzee (??)

[identity profile] fairyfey.livejournal.com 2011-06-12 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Tuesday for Abby if that works for you? My evenings are always free these days, so I am flexible. :|b

[identity profile] thiswaydaddy.livejournal.com 2011-06-12 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
I will be busy Wednesday and Tuesday probably...but any other day is kay with me. :D

[identity profile] originaljoe.livejournal.com 2011-06-12 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't mind having Joe be bugged by her. Umm. I'm open for any date really. I'm free whenever.

[identity profile] eighttotwelve.livejournal.com 2011-06-12 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Volunteering Alejandro (or Thane if you really prefer). :|a

[identity profile] planetarial.livejournal.com 2011-06-12 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Volunteering this guy for um... next Saturday, if that's fine by you?
fuckinghubble: (good evening gentlemen)

[personal profile] fuckinghubble 2011-06-12 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
l-lol, kind of almost tempted to volunteer Raimi, as he's very, uh, easy to sit on? I'm cool with any date so long as it's not... cluttering up your schedule, I guess?

Sh-shmoo...

[identity profile] notyourchauffer.livejournal.com 2011-06-12 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
ALL OF MY WANT. Volunteering for Thursday!

[identity profile] notaneggbaby.livejournal.com 2011-06-12 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Volunteering a baby dragon for any day~

[identity profile] laserhulahoops.livejournal.com 2011-06-12 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Hi my name is Siri and I'm too lazy to log out of this account.

Anyway, I'm free whenever you are for Gibson-bothering? And actionlogs are probably best for me, if that's all right with you. :|a

[identity profile] parasomnist.livejournal.com 2011-06-12 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
oh my god can Alex get in on this

she even knows what Xenomorphs ARE

AND YET

[identity profile] unwillingpirate.livejournal.com 2011-06-12 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
Ohh I'm definitely volunteering Gardenia if you'll have her! :'D I'm free pretty much whenever. :')
recompiling: (Guardian)

[personal profile] recompiling 2011-06-12 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
If you want more oversized water bottles, you can have Rookie and Anon :3
I am free pretty much whenever, but if you want concrete dates for doin', maybe a Wednesday and a Friday?

[identity profile] myeffectsplease.livejournal.com 2011-06-12 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it too late to volunteer Jack? He has plenty of experience with sea monsters, so meeting Grid will be a taste of home :D

[identity profile] knight4darkness.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
C'MERE KITTY

they can wrestle a bit if you want
notjelly: (HENSHIN)

[personal profile] notjelly 2011-06-13 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
I DEFINITELY FORGOT TO FORMALLY SIGN UP BLUH

Anyway Camille can get sat on whenever, wherever. Although she might try to borrow some of Grid's shapes (aka try to turn into a xeno?) I know there's some issues with that, so plurk at me or something and we can figure that out.

Also I could throw Gamzee if there's space left? He could feed her pie :)