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Wicke taking a lightning-quick break from her art final to OOC intro Trishka Novak, from this really dumb but really amazingly fun game called Bulletstorm.

As Bulletstorm is a dick joke factory in video game form, Trishka is educated, but prone to making unpleasant references to genitalia. If she threatens to kill your dick it's just how she rolls, (probably) nothing personal. The game's plot is purely skeletal, but if you dig readin' here is her app.

... HELLO AGAIN.

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OH MY GOSH
MY BODY IS SO READY FOR THIS KILLING OF DICKS

craaaap this makes me want to play Gray even more now

/sets up stalking tent

hi

NO CRO-MAGS ALLOWED GODDAMMIT by which I mean if you do end up playing him my body is so much more ready

hello :'D

i have had half an app written up for him since the game came out. Trishka is like the biggest temptation to finish it ever.

you are one of the coolest people ever. you play from bulletstorm ♥ /smothers in love

i'm Corny, i play a purple Transformer jerk, and a yellow virus jerk

Not gonna lie I was petrified a character from Bulletstorm would get "look at that ____ I hope she ____" or a "WHO THAT HUH". THIS IS SO EXCITING.

I warn ye now, my only temptation is to enable you to finish that Gray app. /smothers in love regardless

Hello Corny! |D

bah. bulletstorm is too amazing of a game to get that kind of reaction. you deserve only love for apping a character from it!

/slowly pulls up app

Would you prefer I get down on one knee or are you okay with just any declaration of eternal admiration.

Sounds like my kinda gal. I dig.

I might also have to check this game out~

no eternal admiration needed. i'll just be here in a state of glee, finishing this app so that i have a good and proper reason to throw myself at your trishka

Ohohohoho!

I will say that Bulletstorm is the best stress relief. It's the kind of game that rewards you for killing enemies in the most creative ways possible. Blowing off the upper half of a dude's body gets you the "Topless" bonus, and so on.

/CLAPS HANDS EXCITEDLY

/slinks off back to project 8(

asdklfjslkj Bulletstorm looks hilarious

this rocks

Rookie will try not to take offense to threats to his dick.

If you don't mind story reveals, ENJOY. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_6FN9WlF_Y)

Once Trishka calms down she may or nay not apologize for threatening any dicks.

Sweeeeet and psh, I watch walkthroughs before I buy the game ~~mostly to see if it's awesome enough for me to flounder my way through like a derp~~. Spoilers don't bother me at all.

As long as she doesn't follow through on dick threats, Rookie should be cool with it. Anon... probably won't care, except that he'll wonder why a User sounds so irrationally angry.

I will go on the record as saying I died horribly many a time my first runthrough of BS. ~~hee hee BS~~

The point of canon I took her from involved her commanding officer chucking her off a rooftop, so Trishka PRETTY GODDAMN MAD.

HELLO. This chick sounds awesome, I approve. :|b

Trishka all up in Sing's business. :3b

All I can say is woot, because I love this stupid, but stupidly entertaining game and I am amused to no end that someone apped a character from it. I am so looking forward to declerations of dick killing (which feel free to throw one at Johnny boy here as he will give a very entertaining WTF before shooting something back) and also some skillfully executed kills.

Oh and if you ever get a hankering for the multiplayer feel free to hit me up. um, I'm AJ btw hehe.

Trishka will be so disappointed that she won't get rewarded for the "Mercy" skillshot.

Hola, AJ! I have indeed been hankering for multiplayer, but the Playstation Network has other ideas. B| /has it for the PS3.

As will I.

Oi that sucks. Well I have the 360 version so I guess it wouldn't have been team skill kill fun anyway, but still that sucks.

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